13 quotes about sex:

1. According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.
Robert De Niro
2. See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
Robin Williams
3. Sex concentrates on what is on the outside of the individual. It’s funny because I think it’s better inside.
Alex Walsh
4. When a man goes on a date, he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.
Frederike Ryder
5. Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.
George Burns
6. Women need a reason to have sex Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
7. There’s a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what’s the problem?
Dustin Hoffman
8. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships
Sharon Stone
9. Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
Roseanne
10. There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.
Lynn Lavner
11. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
Woody Allen
12. Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
George Burns
13. Lord, grant me chastity and continence… but not yet.
St. Augustine